U.S. To God: "Piss Off"
WASHINGTON (BHN) - The United States stepped up its efforts to provoke God Almighty today, as the Supreme Court ruled the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional.
The ruling federally blesses the unnatural union of same sex individuals. Coupled with its sanctioning of abortion and the removal of God from schools and government, this latest move virtually guarantees some sort of cataclysmic response from Our Creator.
Anal Lube flew off the shelves as proponents of gay marriage celebrated the victory, while many normal people stepped up their efforts to prepare for the inevitable coming disaster. "I don't need to read the Bible to know what's coming," said one Christian woman stocking her pantry, "a history book will suffice."
Same sex couples celebrate Supreme Court DOMA ruling
The ruling federally blesses the unnatural union of same sex individuals. Coupled with its sanctioning of abortion and the removal of God from schools and government, this latest move virtually guarantees some sort of cataclysmic response from Our Creator.
Anal Lube flew off the shelves as proponents of gay marriage celebrated the victory, while many normal people stepped up their efforts to prepare for the inevitable coming disaster. "I don't need to read the Bible to know what's coming," said one Christian woman stocking her pantry, "a history book will suffice."
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