Whatever Happened to Saying You’ll Go Blind?
Are all Islamic clerics kooks?
Or just the ones who open their mouths and speak?
According to Mucahid Cihad Han Yabba Dabba Doo, not only is masturbation a sin, but men who do it will reach the afterlife only to find their hands are pregnant.
Yup. Nothing worse than Paradise with a pair’a knocked up hands.
The upside? When you give birth, you don’t need a doctor to slap the baby’s butt. You just need to clap.
Whatever happened to saying you’ll go blind?
Is that not an effective tool in the Islamic community?
Isn’t blindness a more believable outcome from masturbation than hand pregnancy?
I mean who the hell is going to fall for the “your hands will get pregnant in the afterlife” argument against masturbation?
You’d have to be all kinds of stupid to buy that one.
I’m sure somebody will get all huffy and accuse me of being Islamophobic, but it isn’t so much that I’m Islamophobic as Muslims are Masturbaphobic.
And, hey. I also think the old Catholic Mom who tells her kid he’ll go blind is equally kooky. If that helps any.
Just a thought, but maybe if their clerics would let these guys masturbate they’d leave the goats alone.
Forget the goats. Maybe they’ll leave underage girls alone.
Isn’t it ironic that masturbation is prohibited but raping a little girl and selling her into slavery isn’t?
Oh, vey.
You gotta love that Religion of Peace.
Hat tip Breitbart.
From PR: http://patriotretort.com/whatever-happened-to-saying-youll-go-blind/
Or just the ones who open their mouths and speak?
According to Mucahid Cihad Han Yabba Dabba Doo, not only is masturbation a sin, but men who do it will reach the afterlife only to find their hands are pregnant.
Yup. Nothing worse than Paradise with a pair’a knocked up hands.
The upside? When you give birth, you don’t need a doctor to slap the baby’s butt. You just need to clap.
Whatever happened to saying you’ll go blind?
Is that not an effective tool in the Islamic community?
Isn’t blindness a more believable outcome from masturbation than hand pregnancy?
I mean who the hell is going to fall for the “your hands will get pregnant in the afterlife” argument against masturbation?
You’d have to be all kinds of stupid to buy that one.
I’m sure somebody will get all huffy and accuse me of being Islamophobic, but it isn’t so much that I’m Islamophobic as Muslims are Masturbaphobic.
And, hey. I also think the old Catholic Mom who tells her kid he’ll go blind is equally kooky. If that helps any.
Just a thought, but maybe if their clerics would let these guys masturbate they’d leave the goats alone.
Forget the goats. Maybe they’ll leave underage girls alone.
Isn’t it ironic that masturbation is prohibited but raping a little girl and selling her into slavery isn’t?
Oh, vey.
You gotta love that Religion of Peace.
Hat tip Breitbart.
From PR: http://patriotretort.com/whatever-happened-to-saying-youll-go-blind/
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